This is Appleboy
Nico made a friend while I was at work today. He introduced us as soon as I walked through the door.

MOOOOM!! It's APPLEBOY!!!
Nico: “He can’t talk ’cause he has no mouth. And he can’t see ’cause he has no eyes. LOOK! He’s waving at you!” Nico moves his little apple hand up to simulate a wave.
Mom: “Well how does he know I’m here? He can’t see me ’cause he has no eyes. And I bet he can’t hear me because he has no ears. So how does he know to wave at me?”
Nico: “Weeell, I think he has one eye. It’s in his nose.”

oooh, how did this apple get here? Nice apple, pretty apple.

sweet, delicious, forbidden apple

oh shit

Sorry I ate your mom. You and me are still cool though, right?

bff
This kid is a blog saver.



HAHAHAHA!!!! omg. SEE?? you don’t have to worry about what to write everyday. Nico will provide hilarious material for your blog! i *heart* apple boy so much. enough to stop eating apple pie maybe.
most awesome.
apple boy!!!! <3